Roasted 2 years ago based on Artin's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Artin, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a soap opera set in a barn—and I'm here for it! With a favorite genre list that sounds like a 2 a.m. country karaoke night, you’ve single-handedly turned cringeworthy vibes into an art form. "Arrocha?" More like "I'm-just-trying-to-make-my-parents-proud" genre choice! And really, is "Agronejo" even a thing, or did you just throw a bunch of farm animals and vague sadness into a blender? Your top artists list is a wild rollercoaster, riding the highs of "Marília Mendonça" and crashing into the lowbrow depths of "YUNG LIXO." I mean, even Joji is probably questioning his life choices at this point. By the time you hit "Zé Neto & Cristiano," you must be two sips deep into a bottle of cheap wine, trying to come to terms with the fact that your musical taste is one wiped Spotify history away from an intervention. If "Pagode Novo" tops your list, it's clear that you're kind of stuck at a middle school dance, swaying awkwardly with napkin-thin romantic notions about life. As for your most played songs, I have to ask—are you trying to send a message to someone, or should we be calling the authorities? "Meia Noite (Você tem meu Whatsapp)" sounds like the anthem for stalkers everywhere. And "mensagem de voz" makes me worry you’re just collecting undelivered messages from girls you never managed to text back. Your playlist is the emotional equivalent of a flannel shirt: cozy enough to snuggle but so tragically outdated. Keep spinning those tracks, Artin, but I’d suggest a little rebranding—the world needs more than just “Sertanejo Pop” to get through the day!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!