Roasted 3 months ago based on Insolyaps's long term Spotify stats.

Insolyaps, your Spotify profile reads like the last will and testament of someone who had their heart broken listening to a particularly gloomy playlist in a dimly lit basement. Congratulations on making "Post-Punk" your personality! Who knew that a love for sad music could also mean a passionate devotion to looking like you just crawled out from under a rock? With your top artists all hailing from the "let's mope together" genre category, it's clear you just can't get enough of that sweet, melancholic sound—probably to drown out the sound of your own existential crisis. Let’s take a moment to appreciate that extensive list of genres. You’ve got more layers than an onion, but instead of making people cry with flavor, you just make them question their life choices. “Cold Wave” and “Darkwave” are the perfect sonic environments for your personality, which seems to be a delightful blend of a black hole and an emo teenager’s diary. And whoever convinced you that EBM was a suitable alternative to therapy deserves a medal—one made of black, dripping metal, of course. And speaking of your most played tracks, it's nice to see that at least the Sisters of Mercy are getting the streams they deserve—clearly, your love for them rivals your romantic life. If irony could be bottled, it would be you, drowning in a sea of vinyl and angst while pretending that “This Corrosion” is how you feel about social interactions. Keep on vibing with your brooding playlist, Insolyaps! Just remember, there's a world outside your bedroom, and it probably plays more than just the soundtrack to a Victorian horror novel.

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