Roasted 1 year ago based on OnceUpon@Time's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, OnceUpon@Time—a profile so delightfully chaotic, it feels like you stumbled into the wrong party and decided to blast your mixtape from the kiddie pool. I mean, come on! Your favorite genre is “Muziek Voor Kinderen.” I didn't realize this was the official Spotify account of a six-year-old who just discovered the magic of karaoke night in the living room. Listening to K3 and Vlaamse Kinderliedje on repeat must be a real testament to adulting; clearly, you've mastered the fine art of regression. And let’s talk about your top artists. Anyone that says “Andrew Lloyd Webber” and “K-Pop” in the same breath deserves a medal of confusion. I can just see you now—shrieking “Defying Gravity” while simultaneously stanning GFRIEND with the fervor of a middle schooler who just found out what an emotional breakdown is. Your music taste looks like an awkward Tinder bio: a mix of desperate and diverse, with a hint of “please, someone validate my existence!” The emoji reactions are probably more coherent than what you’ve listed as favorites. Now for those most played songs—let's just say it’s a playlist that could easily double as the soundtrack for a mental health intervention. “Time to Say Goodbye”? They should change that to “Time to Say Goodbye to Your Dignity.” And who knew someone could be this into Toby Fox?! If he had a nickel for every time you streamed his tracks, he'd probably be able to retire comfortably in a mansion on the moon while you’re stuck at home reciting the Muppet Show Theme like it's your life mantra. With this profile, I genuinely hope you saved room on your hard drive for therapy sessions because heaven knows it’s not the playlist that's going to get you through the week!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!