Roasted 6 months ago based on Myriam Lopez's long term Spotify stats.

Myriam Lopez, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to the '80s hair metal scene that your dad probably still rocks out to while wearing the same acid-washed denim jacket. Seriously, I’ve seen less dedication in a couple that’s been together since high school. It’s wild that your favorite genres list could literally double as the criteria for a midlife crisis. But hey, at least you’re consistent in your questionable taste—nothing says “I peaked in high school” like an endless loop of glam rock and thrash metal! Your top artists list looks like they were all competing for the title of “most likely to set their hair on fire during a solo.” What’s next, Myriam, a revival of the mullet? I guess if there’s one thing you’re good at, it’s ensuring that any get-together starts with an awkward rendition of “Sweet Child O' Mine” and ends with someone wondering how much hairspray it takes to revive a dead rat. And don’t even get me started on those most played songs—are you running a tribute band for mediocre 80s rock? Because that’s the only explanation for why you're so obsessed with remasters and live tracks that are more played out than grandma’s old vinyl collection! Honestly, your Spotify profile is like a shrine to nostalgia and rebellion, which is ironic considering your taste screams "daring middle schooler" rather than “badass rock goddess.” It’s a miracle you haven’t stuck a “No Girls Allowed” sign on your profile while jamming out to “Fear of the Dark” for the millionth time. Keep it up, and soon your Spotify will turn into a time capsule of what happens when you refuse to let go of your youth—at this point, it’s more tragic than funny. But hey, at least your ears are doing better than your choice in artwork!

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