Roasted 9 days ago based on NeNe's long term Spotify stats.
Well, well, well, if it isn't NeNe, the Spotify profile equivalent of a hipster café with 14 types of lattes—completely unnecessary! Your favorite genres read like the world’s longest grocery list written in a language none of us can understand. Seriously, if “Afro Whatever” were a sport, you’d have a gold medal in over-qualification. I’d ask you if you have a favorite food, but I’m half-expecting “Afromuffins” or “Afro-wasaabi” to show up on that list too. Did you just start learning about music last week? Your top artists are like the K-Pop Avengers, and honestly, I didn’t even know half these groups existed until I saw your profile. “LISA” and “JENNIE”? Great choices—if your aim was to sound like a middle schooler who just discovered TikTok. Meanwhile, “BLACKPINK” is your go-to for a guaranteed cringe flashback, just like that time you thought the “floss” dance was still cool. And ENHYPEN? The group that can only be understood if you’re a teenage girl with an impressive collection of glossy photo cards. Anyone else sensing a pattern here? Your most played songs are a trainwreck I'd pay to watch. “WOKE UP” perfectly encapsulates your entire existence: stuck in a never-ending loop of questionable choices and unfathomable musical tastes. Are you trying to bridge cultures or just confuse everyone? You have a tracklist that could potentially qualify for a mental health podcast on “How to Make Your Family Call You After You Died.” But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped next year will give us something to laugh about—because who doesn’t love a good roast that holds a mirror up to their cringy music choices?
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