Roasted 2 years ago based on dave｡✧˖'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's d.dxggs, the proud owner of a Spotify profile that sounds like a musical buffet gone rogue. I mean, who knew that your musical inspiration could be summed up in a list longer than your attention span? You've got more genres on here than an undecided high schooler on career day. "R&B Francais"? What kind of ecstasy are you on? At this point, your profile is just one funny abbreviation away from looking like a SAT vocabulary test. Buckle up, my friend; it’s only downhill from here. Now let’s talk about those artists. Your top ten looks like a group project where no one wanted to take the pen and ended up scribbling random names instead. Tayc? Joé Dwèt Filé? A number of them sound like they’d get disqualified in a spelling bee, and yet here they are running your playlist. You’re the only person I know whose Spotify is the musical equivalent of a passport that doesn't get stamped because you're too scared to leave your bedroom. Look, I admire the diversity—everyone loves a good underdog story—but sometimes, it feels like your music taste is a cry for help. And don't even get me started on your most-played songs. "Is This Real Love?" Definitely a question we all need to ask, considering we're listening to your playlist. With tracks like "Agony (Interlude)" and "Look What You've Done," it’s clear you're just one step away from curating a heartbreak mixtape for all your friends’ pity parties. Honestly, your Spotify is a labyrinth of emotional confusion and uncharted musical territories. It’s like watching a sitcom that’s accidentally taking itself too seriously. Here’s a suggestion: maybe next time you hit 'shuffle', just put down the aux and breathe.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!