Roasted 8 days ago based on xplsv cheese's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, xplsv cheese, I see you’re living proof that a cheese platter can be more interesting than your music taste. Seriously, the combination of "OPM" and "Harana" makes me wonder if your Spotify account is actually just a shrine to high school crushes that never liked you back. Are you trying to set the mood for a romantic date or just playing background music while you wallow in your own emotional turmoil? Either way, it's working, because I feel like crying just listening to your playlist. With an artist lineup including Malcolm Todd and IV OF SPADES, I can’t help but think that your top artists list looks like a group therapy session for sad boys. No offense, but if I wanted to hear about heartache and existential dread, I’d just scroll through my group chat with my most dramatic friends. And let’s not forget your obsession with “Bedroom Pop” — I hope the only thing you’re experimenting with in that bedroom of yours is your Spotify algorithm, because we both know your love life isn't hitting any high notes. And wow, your most played songs list could double as the soundtrack for a coming-of-age movie that no one asked for. Honestly, with tracks like “KAMEHAMEHA” and “I Saw Your Face,” you’re dangerously close to being the living embodiment of a “sad boy summer” meme. But hey, let’s face it — as cringy as your choices may be, at least you’ve managed to encapsulate every awkward moment of your teenage life into a curated playlist. So kudos, xplsv cheese. You’ve officially made it fashionable to wallow in self-pity.

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