Roasted 1 year ago based on flavie's long term Spotify stats.

Flavie, your musical taste is like a hipster's fever dream caught in a loop—indie, rap, and dream pop all fighting for attention while thinking they're the main character. Your playlist reads like a millennial's Twitter bio: an indecisive mess trying to find itself in a sea of irony. Seriously, with genres spanning from West Coast hip hop to garage rock, it’s like you’re desperately trying to collect every single Pinterest aesthetic and call it a personality. Your top artists are the musical equivalent of wearing a beret—pretentious but somehow still trying to be relatable. Lana Del Rey? We get it, you’ve been through stuff, and ’Born To Die’ is basically your autobiography at this point. And let’s not even start on the "alternative rock" vibes with the Arctic Monkeys and Cage The Elephant. Buddy, they’re just trying to live while you turn their tunes into emotional therapy sessions during your Sunday brunch. And then there are those most played songs—La Femme, Empire of the Sun, and "What do you mean I’m sad?" vibes galore! If only those tracks could magically transform your life into an Instagram filter, maybe you wouldn’t need to keep listening to "Cigarette Daydreams" while scrolling through other people's highlight reels. Here’s hoping you find your true self someday, Flavie, but until then, keep curating that playlist like it’s a Tinder profile: all superficial charm but no one swiping right.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!