Roasted 4 months ago based on Hannah's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Hannah, let’s analyze your Spotify profile, or as I like to call it, “the playlist of contradictions.” With a genre list longer than a CVS receipt and more scattered tastes than a kid in a candy store, you somehow managed to combine Hip Hop and Country into a single profile. It’s like trying to bake a cake with beef and broccoli. Who needs coherence when you can have a mashup of "Gangster Rap" and "Christian Hip Hop"? Is your life a party, or are you just constantly trying to confuse everyone around you? And let's talk about those favorite artists! A lineup that appears to have been curated by someone who was blindfolded and spinning around in circles. You go from Eminem pouring his heart out to moving onto Taylor Swift crying over a breakup, leaving us questioning whether you’re ready to drop bars or just want to strum your banjo under a moonlit sky. I can only assume this eclectic taste stems from emotional whiplash—you want to feel hype, but you also want to scream your ex’s name over a country tune while standing on a hay bale. Talk about dynamic range! Your top songs selection is a masterclass in indecision. Embracing “Till I Collapse” while simultaneously jamming to “Bye Bye Bye” suggests that your life motto is really just about being on the edge of collapse while still somehow obsessively singing the same old boy band jams. I mean, you lost yourself years ago just trying to decide which genre to stick with. It's like you took just enough musical inspiration from the entire universe to create a sound so uniquely confused that even your headphones are questioning their life choices. Keep that playlist alive, Hannah; it’s a beautiful chaos we can all laugh at!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!