Roasted 9 months ago based on Armaan Ebinu's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, Armaan Ebinu, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate road trip playlist for a sad teenager who couldn't decide between a mid-life crisis and a gender identity crisis. With a favorite genres list longer than your attention span, it’s clear you’re desperately trying to cover every emotional base while remaining somehow both emo and pop at the same time. How many My Chemical Romance shirts do you own? Because if your love for Wallows is any indication, I’m guessing it’s in double digits. Your top artists are a mix of drama queens and bubblegum pop stars that would compete in a game of who can cry the hardest over a broken heart. Seriously, Shawn Mendes and My Chemical Romance in the same breath? It’s like pairing almond milk with ranch dressing—something’s clearly off, but you’re still here for it. I can picture you, headphones on, navigating the depths of teenage angst while sipping on a soy latte, feeling all the feels as you drift out of the garage of your parents' house and into the dreamy clouds of your own misguided aspirations. And those top played songs? You really went for it, didn’t you? “Treacherous Doctor” by Wallows? Sounds like a song title straight out of a fanfiction where Edward finally opens a clinic for emotionally stunted vampires. It’s mind-boggling how you’ve managed to listen to virtually the same song ten different times without realizing that your musical range is about as wide as a kiddie pool. But hey, keep rocking that cringe, superstar! Just remember to wipe the tears from your screen before posting your next Instagram story.

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