Roasted 2 years ago based on syryquil's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Syryquil, your Spotify profile reads like the equivalent of a toddler throwing random colors on a canvas and calling it modern art. With genres like "Sasscore" and "Hyper-rock," it sounds less like a carefully curated playlist and more like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis at a Rainbow Gathering. Seriously, if I didn't know better, I'd assume these "genres" were invented during a game of musical charades gone horribly wrong. What’s next? Emo Reggaeton and Lofi Chainsaw Massacre? Your top artists are a goldmine of unintentional comedy. "femtanyl"? More like femtanyl, because you'll need some serious medication after suffering through that playlist. And can we talk about "LustSickPuppy"? If your taste in music were a dog, it'd be the one that’s always getting into the trash and barking at shadows in the backyard. Then there’s "Thotcrime," which sounds like a catchy name for a criminal podcast where all the claims are based on the whispers of your Tinder matches. Your artists are giving off some serious "I might own a pair of Crocs and think they're cool" energy. Lastly, with a most played list like yours, it's clear you spend more time validating your choices than actually finding good music. I mean, how many times can you get hostaged by "AP Tobler"? And "Cowboy Tanaka"? Is he an actual musician, or are you just hoping for a collaboration with your local coffee shop's barista? Look, Syryquil, I respect your quest for individuality, but next time just save us all the pain and stick to one genre—like "Music I Can't Explain." At least that way, we won't have to decipher your playlist while questioning your life choices.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!