Roasted 6 months ago based on Madison Leigh's long term Spotify stats.

Madison Leigh, your Spotify profile is like a middle school diary that somehow grew up and got access to a streaming service. You've got more favorite genres than personality traits—how many existential crises does one girl need? Emo, pop, musicals... are you trying to cover all the bases or just preparing for a Broadway-inspired mental breakdown? Anyone scrolling through your eclectic mix of "Garage Rock" and "Bedroom Pop" might think you're either an aspiring artist or someone who's just trying to escape from life's basic expectations. And let’s not even talk about your top artists. Hozier and Rihanna? Classic. But throw in Olivia Rodrigo and Kathy from accounting will think you’re the complex soulful rebel of the office. Meanwhile, your obsession with “Mother Mother” has me wondering if you have a hidden family reunion that you’re trying to avoid. But don't worry, no one will find you there—the only place your taste competes more with cringe is your annual Christmas playlist, which is probably more filled with "Jingle Bells" than any decent indie vibe. Your most played songs are like a precise measurement of a mid-2000s emo revival wearing a beanie while contemplating life's big questions on TikTok. "Sticky" and "Bonfire" sandwiched between "Hayloft II" and “What's Up Danger?” sounds less like your personal playlist and more like a chaotic evening at a hipster café where everyone’s worried about their brand. But hey, keep jamming to that shallow mixtape of emotional rollercoasters while you plot your escape from mediocrity, Madison. Just remember, the only thing getting more played than your favorite tracks is your desperate attempt to prove you’re cooler than your Spotify says you are!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!