Roasted 7 months ago based on FateIsBad's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, FateIsBad, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s fever dream—congratulations on embracing the chaos! I mean, no one else can claim to like “Phonk” and “Shoegaze” in the same breath without giving me a serious case of whiplash. Your music taste is as confused as someone trying to teach their grandma how to floss. Brazilian Phonk? Is that what we’re calling it now? Sounds like an algorithm threw up all over your playlist, and now you think it's a masterpiece. Keep reaching for those niche genres; you might just discover there are more than ten of them… eventually. You’ve got artists on your top list I didn’t even know existed—who the hell is "Marluxiam"? Sounds like a failed Pokémon evolution, or perhaps a brand of scented candles for introverts. Let's not even start on "heylog," which sounds like what I call my log-in after two cups of coffee. With these choices, it seems like your Spotify is stuck in some bizarre alternate reality where the '90s never ended and someone decided to hit shuffle on their self-indulgent SoundCloud mixtape for a solid decade. Bravo, you’ve made an impressive case for why the shuffle feature should come with a panic button! As for your most played songs? “12 Gauge” by “heylog”? Sounds like the starter pack for a midlife crisis gone digital. And “VVV - HE'S BACK!” No one’s excited, my dude; it's not like the Avengers just dropped a trailer. The only thing “ACABRA” is gonna do is make me question how many of these songs you streamed while laying in bed, contemplating your life choices, like, “Yes, the soundtrack to my impending existential dread definitely needs a glitchy remix.” At this point, I think we can all agree: it’s not fate that’s bad; it’s just your entire music library!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!