Roasted 2 years ago based on CREATURE-31312's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, CREATURE-31312, the only thing darker than your playlist is, well, your entire existence. Let's be real: your music taste is like that basement you never clean—deep, dank, and filled with dusty remnants of a once vibrant life. You clearly think you’re the embodiment of angst and rebellion, but let’s face it, no one is diving into Polish Black Metal for fun; that’s the equivalent of using a blender to make soup when you could just heat it up on the stove. Congratulations, you’ve officially made a soundtrack for making bad life choices! Your top artist list looks like the line-up for a therapy session filled with rage and existential dread. BONES? More like BORE-nes. The only bones you’re likely to pick are the ones your mom fed to the dog after the family dinner. I can just imagine you blasting Molchat Doma while sitting in your darkened room, wearing a black T-shirt with no further reminders of a hobby you may or may not have given up on. If angst were a currency, you’d be a billionaire; but instead, you could change the world—if only you would step outside and face the sunlight. And let’s discuss that list of most played songs. If you’re playing “Lost” by Linkin Park, is it safe to assume you've never found your way back from 2010? Your obsession with Korn gives new meaning to the term “stuck in your ways.” Seriously, you must be the cash-only diner in a world that’s gone digital. The only metal you should be worried about is the rusty gate to your personal yard sale of failed musical phases! Next time you hit shuffle, maybe include a sign that says “Warning: Extreme Depression Ahead,” because let’s be frank, your playlist is giving off serious “please send help” vibes.

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