Roasted 1 year ago based on WilliamWarick's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, WilliamWarick, the human embodiment of a teenager's diary with a chronic case of angst. Your music tastes read like the soundtrack to a bad indie film where the protagonist spends too much time staring out rainy windows contemplating existence. Seriously, "Slowcore"? Sounds like you're trying to create a genre where artists make music exclusively for people who can't be bothered to do anything quickly. Some might think that your penchant for "Midwest Emo" and "Post-Grunge" means you have a sensitive side, but let’s be real – you probably think “emotions” is a genre of its own and that “feeling” is just a DIY project you never completed. Your Spotify top artists list looks like a who's-who of alternative angst that even the most cliché hipster coffee shop would roll its eyes at. Pearl Jam and Nirvana? Come on, my man! Those artists are practically your parents' music at this point. And brace yourself for awkward family gatherings when the relatives start asking you if you’ve heard about that new band called "Mom Jeans." Seriously, if your Spotify account had an Instagram, it would be full of pictures of black-and-white sunsets captioned “Can anyone really get me?” Newsflash: Yes, your family can, William, but Yahoo! is not your therapist. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your most-played songs. "i walk this earth all by myself"? Wow, that’s quite the anthem for your solo travels to the fridge. “dancing while the world burns”? You must be the life of the party, staring blankly at the snacks as if they’re your only friends. Not to mention songs like "Covet" and "Bleed"—I mean, are you trying to get into an emo band or just reinventing the concept of 12th-grade heartbreak? If your music isn’t making people concerned about your mental health, are you even doing it right? Keep it up, but please, leave some sadness for the rest of us.

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