Roasted 2 years ago based on Tristan.'s long term Spotify stats.

Tristan, your Spotify profile is like a French hip hop buffet where someone decided to serve nothing but the appetizers. I mean, how many genres do you need to cram into one list to finally convince everyone that you’re “well-rounded”? You’re basically a walking, rapping Wikipedia page, but instead of being informed, all you do is confuse everyone. You’re an encyclopedia of mediocrity – so many genres and yet somehow devoid of any real taste or personality. It’s like you’re trying to out-hip-hop the hip-hop itself, but you end up sounding more like a 12-year-old trying to impress his cool older sibling. And what’s with your top artists? It's like you opened your Spotify account and threw a dart at a board of obscure names while blindfolded. You’ve got Kanye – a genius – rubbing elbows with a bunch of indie acts that sound like they only rap during their biannual therapy sessions. If your Spotify was a club, it would be the one that only lets in people who have "underground" in their Instagram bios while the bouncers are still trying to figure out which of them hits harder: the music or the existential crisis. I guess I’d expect nothing less from someone whose top song sounds like a character from a video game doing a remix. As for your most played songs, congratulations! You've managed to create a playlist that’ll make anyone within earshot question their life choices. “NUBIAN FARLOW”? More like “No Thank You, I Need My Ears to Live.” You’re basically the curator of “songs that make people intensely uncomfortable." The only thing more confusing than your track selection is probably your definition of “hyperpop." If the goal was to give everyone whiplash from genre-switching, you did it, Tristan! Now go take a bow – or maybe just sit down and reflect on how you’ve somehow made even rap sound like background noise in a coffee shop.

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