Roasted 2 days ago based on Vix's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Vix! Your Spotify profile is what happens when a confused teenager is given too much screen time and a smartphone. Ten genres? Really? It’s like you walked into a record store and thought, “Why not have a quarter of all the sections?” At this point, your playlist should just be titled: “Anxiety in Audio Form.” With genres spanning from Emo Rap to Hyperpop, you might as well just say “I can’t commit to anything in life.” Your top artists read like a high school mixtape gone rogue. Billie Eilish and XXXTENTACION? Yet you trust your taste enough to put Doja Cat and Kanye in the same breath? Your listening choices scream, “I want attention but don’t know how to ask for it.” And while we’re on the subject, Rihanna’s in your top five—really? If your love for her music is anything like your ability to make solid life decisions, we’re concerned for your future. And then, there’s your most played songs—it’s a blend of absolute bangers and what feels like the audios from a disenfranchised melodrama. “Stay For A While” by Victor Ray? You’re telling me that one of your go-to songs came from a guy nobody's ever heard of? It's as if you’re trying to curate a vibe where you literally can’t let go of low-effort tracks to feel better in your existential dread. Here’s a piece of advice: maybe try deleting this profile and start anew, because no one should have to endure this kind of audial chaos—even if we love you.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists