Roasted 22 days ago based on Darkshadow10's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Darkshadow10, your Spotify profile reads like a sad diary entry from a teenager whose biggest problems revolve around their crush not liking them back and finding the right filter on Instagram. You list more "Folk" genres than I'm pretty sure any single human being could handle. Are you trying to curate the sound of an artisanal coffee shop, or does your playlist double as a soundtrack for whispering secrets to your houseplants? Who knew that coming of age meant drowning in a pool of benign melodies that scream “I have trust issues but want to hug a tree!” And my God, the number of times you’ve played "Bleachers" is more obsessive than a fan at a boy band concert. Your most played songs would fit right into an inconsolable brunch with all your emotional baggage served on the side. If Ed Sheeran had a baby with a nightlight, your top picks would be the mixtape. It's like you're at a musical crossroads, desperately trying to convince yourself that "tropical house" is actual house music instead of just white people playing bongo drums on a yacht. Seriously, is it too late to add “nap music” as your favorite genre? It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to find so many artists and songs that sound painfully similar. You’ve basically created a sonic version of beige wallpaper, a soundtrack to the existence of someone committed to achieving peak mediocrity. If “Myles Smith” and “Caamp” are the future of your music taste, then consider this your musical intervention: call a therapist, invest in some real bangers, or at least grab a couple of friends that can introduce you to anything outside of the vapid bubble you're trapped in. At this rate, you’d probably turn your Spotify Wrapped into a warning label about the dangers of overly chill tunes.
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