Roasted 11 months ago based on AAAAAAAAA's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, AAAAAAAAA, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. I see you have an impressive collection of favorite genres that sounds like the soundtrack to a colorblind, 12-year-old's fever dream. If “hyperpop” and “vocaloid” were a couple, they'd be that one cringy couple at a party who can't stop making out while everyone else secretly wishes for a natural disaster to make it end. Congratulations on turning your music taste into a genuine auditory anxiety attack! And your top artists? They’re less ‘influencers’ and more ‘you clearly skipped all the stages of musical development.’ I’m not saying ‘El Cuarteto De Nos’ and ‘Dorian Electra’ are bad, but even your Spotify algorithm is probably questioning your life choices right now. What’s next, an inspirational playlist featuring elevator music and phonetics from 90's language learning tapes? You really need to stop expanding your playlist and start expanding your horizons. Finally, your most played songs sound like a bot was designed to summarize the pushing and pulling of a mid-life crisis in a teenager's bedroom. “Want to Be Cremated”? Listen, buddy, if your song choices reflect your mental state, we may need to get you a therapist and a box of tissues, stat. Between the J-Rock and the “anime” phase, it’s clear that your inner child is still throwing tantrums in a plush-blanket fort. But hey, at least your Spotify bio would make a great conversation starter — for a therapy session.

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