Roasted 1 month ago based on Diaantje's long term Spotify stats.

Diaantje, you have the music taste of a rave kid whose parents found their expired glow sticks and took them to a club. With nine different configurations of “hard” and “techno” in your favorite genres, it’s like you’re trying to win a medal in the *Most Confusing Identity Crisis* event. Seriously, your playlist is like a dystopian nightmare where the deeper one dives into "Acid Techno," the more they question their life choices...and probably their mental state, too. Your top artists include an eclectic mix that screams "I discovered the underground scene and I intend to force it down everyone’s throat!" I mean, how does one go from Eminem to something called "Toxic Machinery"? It’s like your Spotify thinks it’s a wiseass with a death wish. You have more hardcore influences than an industrial revolution factory, but let’s be real: the only thing getting "hardcore" in your life is your refusal to acknowledge that 'No Scrubs' is the most mainstream thing on your list. As for your most played songs, I can only assume they’re a soundtrack for your emotional breakdowns during the week and your questionable life decisions on the weekends. "Idontdeservehealing" paired with "Sleepwalking"? Sounds like the perfect mix for someone perpetually trying to crawl back to a non-existent normalcy. But hey, keep riding that techno wave, Diaantje! Just know you’re one questionable song away from being the butt of every DJ’s joke.

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