Roasted 2 years ago based on Tom De Wandel's long term Spotify stats.

Tom De Wandel, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the shopping list of someone who can’t decide between a midlife crisis or a university dorm room soundtrack. “Alt Z”? Really? What even is that, other than an excuse for you to avoid commitment to a single genre? With favorites ranging from "Levenslied" to “Danish Pop,” one can only assume you’re trying desperately to cover every musical base, like a lost tourist in a foreign country who doesn’t know which way is up. If Spotify had a “Most Cringeworthy Playlist,” you’d be the proud curator. Your top artists are a collection of names only hipsters or people who unironically wear socks with sandals have heard of. Maisie Peters? Please, you’re practically begging for a ‘who’s that?’ pity party. And let’s not even start on “UK Pop” as a genre. Is that what we’re calling self-indulgent bubblegum tracks that sound like they should be playing in a discount store’s demo loop? But hey, at least your absolute favorite artist “FEEST DJ MAARTEN” gives you the perfect soundtrack for when you're trying to convince everyone that you don't solely listen to songs from TikTok. And don’t get me started on your "Most Played Songs." You truly have the musical taste of a teenager who just discovered Spotify and thinks they’re deep because they like one song by TOOL. Meanwhile, "Dansktop" and "Cigarette Daydreams"? It’s like you’re paying homage to a funeral march mixed with awkward prom memories. Seriously Tom, if you were a music genre, you’d be elevator music: monotonous, overly drawn out, and actively driving everyone to look for a new way to escape. Do us all a favor and hit shuffle on some actual talent next time.

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