Roasted 2 years ago based on Letti's long term Spotify stats.
Letti, you claim to be a curator of some of the most obscure genres on Spotify, but I can’t help but wonder if your profile exists purely to confuse amateur music historians. "Synthwave" and "Dark Post-Punk" are all fine and dandy, but your playlist looks like the soundtrack of a hipster bakery that only serves gluten-free, vegan funeral cakes. One minute you’re vibing to "Lovers (feat. Seawaves)" and the next, I expect to see you throwing back to a Dungeons & Dragons session in your mom’s basement while lamenting your high school crush—who probably thought you were just another goth kid who smelled like thrift store cologne. Let’s talk about your most played artist, Spiritbox. Congratulations on single-handedly leading a musical genocide with a collection of songs that sound like a cat being dragged along a chalkboard. It’s like you discovered them on a YouTube rabbit hole while trying to avoid your responsibilities—thankfully, this newfound collection of female-fronted metal screaming gives you an excellent reason to avoid social activities! Who needs friends when you can dive deep into the void with tattooed ghosts singing about their ferocious feelings and emotional turmoil that probably could’ve been solved with a decent therapist instead of a guitar? And that top 10 favorite tracks list? Let’s be honest, it reads like it was generated by a music algorithm having an existential crisis—overworked and unable to decide if it’s more goth than synth or more pop than punk. You're out here streaming "12月" like it's the last track on some ungodly vinyl pressing from 1985. You could probably substitute that title with "Letti's Life Choices" and nobody would bat an eye. Seriously, if your Spotify profile had a résumé, it’d proudly list “Certified Expert in Overanalyzing Emotionally Charged Yelling” right under “Still Trying to Figure Out What a Hug Feels Like.”
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