Roasted 2 years ago based on Stevedimitrop's long term Spotify stats.
Hey stevedimitrop, I have to hand it to you, you’ve got the taste of a kid having a midlife crisis at a 24-hour gym. "Gym Hardstyle"? Really? You do realize that’s just a fancy way to say you like your techno sub-bass thumping harder than your aspirations to make it past level two in any game, right? I can practically hear the sweat dripping down your brow as you lift weights while simultaneously pondering if Sin Boy needs an exorcism or just a better marketing team for that poor man's Greek Trap. Your eclectic mix of music is like someone threw a dart at a genre list while blindfolded. One minute you’re pretending to summon the spirits of ’80s rock legends with Bon Jovi (which, let's be honest, is just your last attempt at being cool), and the next, you’re jamming out to an indie game soundtrack that sounds like it was made with a can of spaghetti and a kazoo. Not to mention the confusion that is your top artists: the only thing less coherent than this lineup is your taste in relationships. And wow, seven entries from duKYS? Just admit it, buddy; that’s not a top artist, that’s a full-blown obsession. What's next, a tattoo of duKYS’ face on your chest? I can see it now, a modern-day Greek Ant-Man covering up your tragic love for "League of Legends" with beats that literally no one else asked for. Just remember, if you’re using this playlist to impress anyone, they’re probably more tempted to scroll to the bottom of Tinder instead.
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