Roasted 10 months ago based on Gaben's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Gaben, the Spotify profile that screams "I unironically still think I’m a misunderstood teenager." With favorite genres like "Screamo" and "Rap Metal," it’s clear you’re living in a perpetual identity crisis. Your music taste reads like a high school kid’s desperate attempts to be edgy while still pulling all-nighters binge-watching anime. I mean, finding the perfect balance between headbanging and crying into your pillow isn’t just a genre—it’s practically your entire personality! Honestly, your top artists look like they were selected from a random generator for a mid-2000s Hot Topic. The fact that you have Linkin Park and Bring Me The Horizon sitting side by side with J-Rock proves you can’t decide whether your heart belongs to angst or absurdity. And let’s not ignore the fact that your most played songs belong to artists that sound like they should be more concerned about finding a job than dropping emotional bangers. For someone with such a “nu” metal fixation, I’d say you’ve hit rock bottom harder than a dropped guitar pick at a garage band audition. And can we talk about your most played songs, Gaben? "サンキュー！！" and "喜劇"? It’s like the soundtrack to a therapy session where your therapist just can’t deal anymore. Eight tracks in Japanese next to literally everything from the metal spectrum really highlights how much you love to mix your pain with confusion, huh? It’s almost admirable how you straddle this fine line between a Spotify guru and someone whose playlist could just be titled "Help, My Emotions Are Out of Control!" Remember, Gaben, it’s not just about the quantity of your favorite genres—it’s also about the quality of your life choices!

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