Roasted 4 months ago based on Williamweekes's long term Spotify stats.

Williamweekes, huh? Are we talking about you, or did my Spotify just take a trip to the British underground scene? Your music taste reads like the playlist of a kid on a perpetual melancholy ride who can't decide between getting pumped by grime or breaking down into an emo sob-fest. Seriously, with a cap on "melodic rap," you must be the life of the party—if the party is thrown by a bunch of socially awkward college kids and ends at 9 PM with nobody dancing. Your top artists are a mashup of British rap and rap royalty, with Michael Jackson thrown in there for some reason. Look, I get it; you want to show some range, but this list is less eclectic and more like a confused teenager scrolling through Spotify while trying to impress someone with depth. You got Skepta and Oasis rubbing shoulders like they were best buds at a pub, filled with one too many cheap lager pints. And J. Cole? He’s there trying to spit wisdom while you’re just contemplating your next meal in a food coma after binge-watching everything he’s featured in. Then there are your most played songs—nearly all of them from Nines. Clearly, you're his biggest fan, and judging by your taste, I'd say you're his only fan. "Same Shit Different Day" must be your anthem because you seem to thrive on the same recycled playlists. But hey, maybe you strive for consistency; let’s just hope your life isn’t as repetitive as your music choices. Who knew that listening to a stream of UK Drill and emo rap could leave you feeling more emotionally confused than a cat at a dog show?

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