Roasted 8 days ago based on Not Mythical's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Not Mythical, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where no one is allowed to leave without a migraine. Swing music and Christmas songs? It's like you’ve time-traveled back to a retirement home that just got Wi-Fi. You’ve gone from the big band era straight into the middle of a cringe-fest where the only thing less mythical than your taste in music is your ability to keep a party alive. Seriously, what do you play at your gatherings, the soundtrack to a 1950s diner? Your top artists are a hot mess of confusion: Frank Sinatra serenading Kendrick Lamar while Tyler, The Creator is in the corner trying to figure out how he got roped into this jazz-age mash-up. It’s as if a hip-hop fanatic had a serious existential crisis after watching a few too many anime episodes. With artists like Ado and the random appearance of The Living Tombstone, it’s clear you were aiming for eclectic but ended up with “I just got dumped and found an abandoned playlist on a thrift store CD.” And can we talk about those most played songs? “Fortnite” mixes with “Creep,” sounding more like your therapist's playlist than a reflection of your “deep” inner world. It’s like you can't decide if you want to wrestle with existential dread or throw a pajama party on your bedroom floor. “Sweet Boy” is only suitable if accompanied by copious amounts of shame, while “Double Life” could be your personal anthem reflecting the two very different personas you exhibit: one is curating the world’s cringiest playlist and the other is desperately seeking approval from an audience that already ran for the hills. Do us a favor, Not Mythical, and take a deep dive into some new genres, because clearly, the fantasy world of good taste isn't your reality!

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