Roasted 4 days ago based on 🫀's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s a Spotify profile that’s practically a love letter to the Philippines and a melodramatic diary mixed in with some cringe-worthy K-Pop dreams. You’ve got enough OPM and P-pop to single-handedly keep your local karaoke bar afloat during a pandemic. Congrats on curating a collection that screams “I’ve never been to a party that didn’t play at least three ballads in a row,” while also trying to convince the world that your taste is diverse. Newsflash: “Pinoy Rock” does not give you a passport to act like you're a connoisseur of every genre under the sun—who are you trying to fool? Your top artists list reads like a global talent show interrupted by a random ‘who-did-their-homework’ assignment. I mean, Stray Kids and Taylor Swift? It’s like you can’t commit to a crush, let alone a singular genre! And who exactly is "Cup of Joe”? I find it hard to believe that someone with such a relatable name could hold a candle to IV OF SPADES and then suddenly you fly down the rabbit hole to “Rob Deniel” like he's the savior of indie. Do you even know who you are anymore? But let's get into your most played songs! A delightful mix that feels like a breakup playlist for someone who's never been in a relationship. “Bawat Piyesa” is basically your cue to “let it go,” while “Mundo” is clearly a soundtrack for you staring blankly out the window, pondering your life choices. And if your friends knew you were slinging “Mr. Loverman” by Ricky Montgomery while still jamming out to “See You Again (feat. Kali Uchis),” they’d probably stage an intervention for your taste buds. Bless your heart, but at this point, even Spotify’s algorithm is sending you passive-aggressive messages, trying to get you to diversify your life. And honestly, we can see why.

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