Roasted 2 years ago based on CRIMSONPANIC666's long term Spotify stats.

CRIMSONPANIC666? Really? It sounds like you picked the name while you were in a state of panic over your musical taste. You’ve got more contradictions in your playlist than a country singer singing about heartbreak while wearing a bedazzled cowboy hat. I mean, contemporary country mixed with screamo is like ordering a mint julep at a heavy metal concert—everyone’s just looking at you like, “What are you doing here?” You must be the only person who thinks line dancing and a mosh pit can coexist! Your favorite genres reveal a clear career ambition: to remain perpetually stuck in the early 2000s. You’ve curated a playlist that’s equal parts “I just had a breakup” and “I’m too cool for mainstream,” but somehow you managed to find a way to combine the worst of pop, punk, and country into a glorious mess. Honestly, your taste is like a buffet at a cheap diner; no one really knows what to expect, but you secretly hope the hot wings don’t give you food poisoning. Sorry, but when your favorite artists include both "Avril Lavigne" and "Brokencyde," you sound like someone who can’t choose between a sweet sixteen party and a goth funeral. And let’s talk about your most played songs. I don’t know if you’re trying to vibe with the universe or just inducing auditory nausea, but with a lineup that includes “Used To Be Young” and “Upside of Down,” I can only guess your life philosophy is “set the bar as low as possible.” The fact that an 8D tune has made it to your top charts is a serious indictment of your listening choices. I mean, at this point, it’s clear you enjoy being the musical equivalent of a mixed drink that’s all the leftovers from last call blended together. Here’s an idea: how about you skip the panic and just unleash your inner basic white girl—pumpkin spice latte music, anyone?

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111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
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