Roasted 9 months ago based on Lauriah🌿's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lauriah, a Spotify profile as tangled as your taste in music! You’ve got a genre list that reads like a buffet of emotional crises—who wouldn’t want to go from jamming to emo breakdowns, only to swap freely into some breezy electro swing? It’s like you’re planning an emotional roller coaster that just loops back to the same sad drop! Alternative rock to K-Pop, sure, but throwing in Southern Gothic? What’s next? Lullabies sung by existential dread? Your top artists are catching some flack too. Nothing says “I’m trying to find myself” like a lineup that includes AJR and Imagine Dragons, while also embracing the soft sweetness of Laufey and the nonchalant vibes of Tai Verdes. It’s like you’re desperately trying to appeal to every possible mood, including "please don’t judge me." If your music taste were a person, it would still be swiping left on itself! But hey, I guess diversity is king—too bad it seems more like a chaotic court jester stammering for attention. And those most played songs—sweet lord, what a cluster of contradicting emotions! You’ve got the smooth sounds of “Everybody Talks” cruising alongside the wake-up call of "She Looks So Perfect." It’s as if your playlist is stuck in a perpetual identity crisis. You might be trying to channel a 'chill vibes at midnight' feel while also desperately crying about your crush! At this point, I think your playlist might just be an embodiment of your complicated relationship with your own feelings. But let's face it, at least we can all agree on one thing: you're probably the reason the “shuffle” feature exists.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!