Roasted 2 years ago based on Tasmin Dolan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Tasmin Dolan, the true embodiment of a human clickbait. With a favorite genre list longer than your attention span, it’s like you found the complete playlist for “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People in 10 Seconds.” EDM? Pop Dance? Progressive House? Sweetie, it’s like you went into a sonic buffet and just shoveled in everything you could find. Your music taste is so mixed up that even your Spotify algorithm is staring at you like, “Are you okay?” Who knew you could prefer empty beats over human connection so passionately? And your top artists! Talk about a “who’s who” of the ‘meh’ music charts. Beyoncé and David Guetta—that’s a bold choice, like wearing socks with sandals to a fashion show. You’ve got legends and wannabes coexisting in your playlists like it’s some kind of sonic charity case. I bet your Spotify Wrapped was just a “Sorry, better luck next year” notification. Let’s get real; at this point, your taste in music could be classified as the modern day equivalent of a participation trophy, but guess what? You’re still holding on to that participation trophy like it's a Grammy, and something tells me the real trophies are starting to feel offended. And those most played songs? A true homage to music that kisses the soul goodbye and washes it down with a bottle of overpriced sparkling water. "Desire (with Sam Smith)" and “Let Go - Phantoms Remix?” Talk about emotional roller coasters in the middle of a disco rave. Your playlist sounds like it was curated by someone who loves euphoria but is still crying on the inside. But hey, don't worry too much; in a world where everyone is pretending to be an artist, at least you're out here reminding us it's perfectly okay to be just… mediocre. Rock on with your shiny shoes, dance queen, but maybe try adding a few more emotional songs next time—so you can at least pretend to have feelings.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!