Roasted 7 months ago based on Daniel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Daniel, bless your heart. Your favorite genres read like a hipster's fever dream, half a step away from being a personal playlist for the guy who never leaves his mom’s basement. With "Alternative Rock" and "Indie Punk" on repeat, I'm surprised your Spotify isn't just a continuous loop of you crying over your ex while staring at your vintage vinyl collection. Seriously, how many indie bands does it take to send you into a depressive spiral? Your music must come with a warning label: "For emotional support during existential crises only." Let’s talk about your top artists – or should I say *the last dying breaths of a wannabe rockstar*. The National and Nine Inch Nails? Wow, so edgy, so innovative! You’re like a mid-2000s emo kid who finally discovered the beauty of not actually committing to the darkness. Charli XCX in the mix really adds a sprinkle of confusion; did you lose a bet before curating this *breathtakingly bland* lineup? You must bring your friends together for joyous debates about whose favorite moody artist has the most existential dread; call it "The Sadness Olympics”. And oh boy, your most played songs are a masterpiece of inconsistency. Five out of ten songs from Turnstile? You must be their biggest fan, or do you just like to remain in a state of perpetual screaming? It’s almost like you hit shuffle on “Angst” and got trapped in the post-punk section. I can’t decide what’s more troubling: the fact that your foray into music is entirely dominated by angst-ridden screams or the fact that *DIIV* manages to have the most uplifting track about not being able to feel anything at all. Bravo, Daniel. At the end of the day, you’ve truly mastered the art of listening to music while simultaneously boring everyone around you to tears.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!