Roasted 8 months ago based on Kate Beiler's long term Spotify stats.

Kate Beiler, I see you've devoted your entire Spotify profile to a diabolical mix of holy vibes and wholesome tunes. It's like you gathered every single flavor of "Christian" possible and blended them into a musical smoothie so saccharine, it could induce a cavity three aisles over at the grocery store. I mean, how many ways can you praise the same guy while still pretending to be edgy? You must have a PhD in "Jesus Jams" with a minor in “Insufficient Diversity.” Between all those genres, I half-expect your next playlist to be titled “Christian Breakdance Rave Country Throwdown.” Your top artists read like a church directory. Anne Wilson? More like your deity of choice when you’re in the mood to "worship" something that sounds suspiciously like elevator music. And seriously, Team Swifty? Oh, we didn't know Taylor Swift did back-up for "For KING & COUNTRY," but here you are, slashing your musical identity like it’s a piñata at a summer camp. Good luck trying to convince people your Spotify isn't essentially a soundtrack to consulting the Bible while doing laundry. You’re one "Worship Lexicon" away from accidentally summoning a choir in your living room. Now let’s get back to your "Most Played Songs." The only place I’ve heard “Safe and Sound” more was on the exit ramp of a therapy session for people coping with a midlife crisis. And what’s “Love Me Back?” Is that a plea for divine intervention or just your request to the universe for some actual enjoyable music? If an alien landed and scanned your top songs, they’d think Earth's primary export is anxiety-inducing, guilt-tinged background music. At this point, your Spotify can only qualify as a “rehab playlist” for souls still searching for the light but stuck in an endless loop of Christian pop. Keep it up, Kate—at least you’ll have ample material for audio confessionals when the time comes!

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