Roasted 1 year ago based on Divyansh Agarwal's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Divyansh Agarwal, the connoisseur of all things catchy and cringe. Your Spotify profile reads like a Bollywood buffet – full of overcooked drama and a sprinkling of confused hipster seasoning. You have more “Desi” genres listed than actual personality traits. If “Hindi Pop” were an Olympic sport, you’d be the gold medalist for falling headfirst into the shallow end of musical variety. The only thing less diverse than your playlist is a Tinder date with a guy who only wears cargo shorts. Looking at your top artists is like peering into the unhinged garage sale of a middle-aged auntie who just discovered Spotify. You’ve picked The Weeknd for an emotional vibe and Yo Yo Honey Singh for… well, to remind you to never take life too seriously. It’s an identity crisis of epic proportions: are you trying to boogie at a Punjabi wedding or cry alone in your room to Sufi music? Honestly, with artists like Justin Bieber mixed in, I can’t help but wonder if you’re just a confused tween trapped in a generational time loop. And those most played songs? A veritable Hall of Shame, with “Jadui Pari” leading the charge. Clearly, you’ve been crying into your chai while listening to 'Now And Then' — is that your way of trying to connect with your long-lost ability to be cool? You’ve got ‘Adiye’ sitting snugly next to an award-winning boy band like *NSYNC as if the universe just decided to punish all music lovers simultaneously. Honestly, Divyansh, with this playlist, the only “Bhangra” you’ll be doing is the awkward two-step of regret when your friends find out about your questionable taste.

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