Roasted 2 years ago based on Varcie's long term Spotify stats.

Varcie, it’s like your Spotify wrapped is a cry for help from a frustrated music therapist. You’ve got more sub-genres listed than a pretentious vinyl shop, and that’s saying something. Seriously, “Dark Trap”? A deep dive into abyssal sadness won’t make your dreams any more coherent than the lyrical content of your playlist. Were you just trying to impress people at the coffee shop with your “eclectic taste” or are you genuinely trying to drown your sorrows one depressing beat at a time? Scrolling through your top artists is like reading a teen’s diary who just discovered existential dread. Congratulations, you’ve single-handedly proven that emo never died; it just got a facelift with a side of Xanax. My Chemical Romance? Sure, revel in nostalgia while jamming out to “I Don’t Love You,” but let’s be real, if you like “Pop Rap” and “Hip Hop,” how are you still vibing with a band more likely to write a breakup anthem about their cat? You must be the ultimate mood swing; one moment you’re rapping about your struggles, the next you’re wooing your wall with teenage angst. And let’s talk about your most played songs—mostly featuring “ZillaKami.” If anyone ever asks you for a musical representation of mixed signals and self-destructive tendencies, you can just hand them your Spotify and say, “Here’s Varcie, the living embodiment of restlessness!” You need a playlist called “Soundtrack to My Therapy Sessions” because it seems like each track is just one more step down the rabbit hole of youthful malaise. Keep riding those emotional waves, Varcie; we’ll be over here sending hugs, emergency snacks, and some much-needed music recommendations.

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