Roasted 1 year ago based on inayomiee's long term Spotify stats.

Inayomiee, your Spotify profile is a wild ride, and I'm not talking about a fun amusement park—this is more like that rickety carnival ride where you’re strapped in for dear life, sweating bullets while a guy named “Toxic Tim” working the controls looks like he hasn't showered since 1998. Seriously, “Escape Room” as a genre? Sounds like a desperate attempt to block out that monotonous Queensland life where your biggest thrill is trying to decipher what your mood is as you shuffle past a half-eaten burrito on the way to work. If music were a movie, yours would definitely be one of those obscure art films that even critics can’t explain, but are just too pretentious to hate. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card, and let's be honest, half of them are probably just names you threw in there to look cool. Arca, Mitski, and Björk—the holy trinity of composers who put out more existential dread than an episode of Black Mirror. Meanwhile, you’ve got Snow Strippers on your list like that’s a valid life choice. I’m surprised your Spotify hasn’t flagged you for being allergic to mainstream music. Don't worry; all those underground gems are loving you back, though. You're just the upper crust of the avant-garde emo scene they all secretly want to cling to like a parasitic plant. And let’s talk about your “Most Played” songs; it reads like an emotional breakdown in playlist form. “Wonderful Offer”? Is that the one where the artist sweet-talks you into accepting your sad fate? “Abandon the Linear”? More like abandon all hope, right? You could replace all those songs with the sound of your inner monologue, and it would probably end up being just as chaotic and a lot cheaper. I mean, “Tell It to My Heart”? Come on, we know you’re just having an undiagnosed mid-life crisis with a side of melodrama that would put Shakespeare to shame. Step it up, Inayomiee; even your Spotify profile deserves urgent care!

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