Roasted 8 months ago based on Anne's long term Spotify stats.

Anne, it looks like your Spotify profile is just a chaotic dive into the depths of emotional turmoil mixed with a side of country roads! I mean, who needs therapy when you can blast the existential crisis that is Radiohead while pretending you’re a misunderstood poet at a folk punk open mic? Your music taste reads like a mixtape made by someone who's perpetually stuck in college still trying to figure out if they’re sipping craft beer or moonshine on a Saturday night. And let’s talk about that top artist list. You’ve got The Mountain Goats and Panic! At The Disco rubbing shoulders like they’re trying to have a musical chat while simultaneously debating whether or not to wear black eyeliner. Honestly, it’s like your playlist is asking for a life jacket while drowning in a sea of nostalgia and angst. With heavyweights like Hozier and Sam Cooke showing up next to something called Will Wood, I can’t decide if you’re gearing up for a musical tour or planning to set up a stage for an awkward middle school talent show. Finally, your most played tracks could use a little intervention. "The Sun" by Maroon 5? Really? That’s the guilty pleasure we’re sticking with while rocking out to a tale of heartbreak and rebellion? With a tracklist where “Hell’s Comin’ with Me” makes sense sandwiched between “Sister Golden Hair” and “Sharing The Night Together,” I can only imagine you strumming your air guitar while simultaneously crying and laughing at just how tragically beautiful life is—because let’s face it, the only thing more emotional than your playlist is your attempt to find a cohesive identity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!