Roasted 8 months ago based on Eye's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Eye, let’s talk about your Spotify profile! I see you've got a penchant for J-Pop and Vocaloid—congrats on being the only person you know who’s still lamenting their high school anime phase! Your taste is so eclectic, it’s like you blindfolded yourself and threw darts at a genre wheel that was spinning comfortably in 2005. Seriously, pick a lane! If I wanted to time travel back to when we thought that dressing like a cartoon character was cool, I’d just open up a box of old cringey photos from my middle school yearbook! Your top artists sound like the decoy names your friends make up for their own cringe playlists. "BoyWithUke"? More like “BoyWhoNeedsTherapy” for jamming out to music that screams “I'm single, please send help.” And let's not even get started on your favorite songs. "anybody can find love (except you)" by hkmori isn’t just a title—it’s your Spotify listening experience condensed into one painful phrase. The fact that "life flashing before my eyes" is on repeat should be a wake-up call that you desperately need to diversify your sound palette beyond what seems like the local anime convention's DJ playlist. But don’t worry, Eye! It’s not all doom and gloom. The silver lining here is that you’re the perfect friend who truly understands the joy of bonding over shared cringe. Your playlist may sound like the soundtrack to a quirky indie film starring a socially awkward protagonist, but at least you’re living proof that being a hot mess is a genre of its own. So, keep streaming those blissfully unaware beats, and remember, you're someone’s guilty pleasure playlist—just don’t expect anyone to actually admit it publicly!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!