Roasted 2 years ago based on qbelle's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, qbelle, let me start by saying your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a teenage existential crisis. “Permanent Wave”? More like “Permanent Chore.” With a playlist that screams “I live in my parents' basement and wear tattered band t-shirts ironically,” it’s no wonder that your Spotify profile looks like it was curated during a particularly melodramatic episode of a coming-of-age indie film. Your obsession with “Alternative Rock” is almost as strong as your commitment to never fully leaving the moody teenager phase behind. And those top artists? I can almost hear the flannel shirts and haircuts that were last trendy... in the 90s. You do realize that there’s more to life than just waving your arms dramatically while contemplating the meaning of it all, right? Radiohead and Elliott Smith?! Wow, what a deep, brooding choice for when you want to cry alone in a coffee shop while pretending to read Kafka. Please don’t tell me you’ve got that cool-guy aesthetic mastered while blasting “Just” on repeat, simply waiting for the world to acknowledge your pain like a middle school poetry slam champion. As for your most played songs, I can't help but wonder if "girl from the North Country" is on there because you secretly wish to be from a place where you can escape the crushing weight of your intense musical choices. You’ve managed to create the ultimate playlist for a therapy session where everyone leaves after getting thoroughly uncomfortable. So here’s a suggestion, qbelle: Inject a little sunshine into that soul and throw in a pop song or two. Unless, of course, you’re trying to convince us you’re the reincarnation of a tortured artist who only drinks black coffee and communicates solely through ironic memes. In which case, carry on, my moody friend.

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