Roasted 2 years ago based on ezra's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Ezra, your Spotify profile is giving off some serious “I can’t decide between being a SoundCloud rapper and an emo poet” vibes. With favorite genres like "POV: Indie"—which I can only assume means you’re single and wish you weren’t—it’s clear you spend more time curating your playlist than curating an actual social life. I mean, “Emo Rap”? That’s the musical equivalent of trying to make your tears into a mixtape. Newsflash: it’s not deep, it’s just confusing. Your top artists list reads like a desperate high schooler’s attempt to impress at the local coffee shop open mic. Lil Peep, YUNGBLUD, and Ghost? It's like you threw a genre party and invited all the sad kids and their pet ghosts because nobody else showed up. And what’s with your obsession with songs like “Romantic Homicide”? Are you taking relationship advice from a crime drama, or are you just looking for the soundtrack to your questionable life choices? Either way, I hope you have a good therapist on speed dial. And let's not even talk about your most played songs. "Hoes Come Easy" is a strong opener—I guess that sets the tone for your unending quest for validation through Spotify streams. If these are your bops, clearly your dating advice comes from a guy named 'Speaker Knockerz', which is basically like taking financial advice from a rat on a treadmill. Just a suggestion: maybe consider taking a break from the tragedy in your music and listen to something uplifting—like literally anything else.

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