Roasted 10 months ago based on Déjà Vu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Déjà Vu, scrolling through your Spotify profile feels like I’m trapped in a time loop where bad decisions echo over and over again. I mean, with a playlist that reads like a J-pop and K-pop fever dream from 2010, you might as well be the poster child for “I’m too cool for mainstream music, but not cool enough for actual taste.” Your affinity for music genres practically unheard of in the Western world makes your profile resemble a foreign exchange student at a music festival—equally lost and unimpressive. Let's have a moment of silence for your top artists, shall we? It’s like you took a dartboard marked "Obscure Asian Pop Bands" and threw several darts while blindfolded. I half expect to find you're the only person in the Western Hemisphere cranking Dreamcatcher at the gym while the rest of us stick to our Taylor Swift and Drake. Shineboys? Seriously? Your top pictures are starting to feel like an in-depth investigation into how deep one’s cringe can really go. Anyone who says they're a fan of T-Pop automatically invites secondhand embarrassment. And those most played songs? You should honestly consider rebranding yourself as the "connoisseur of cringe." Two versions of the same song in the top ten? Are you collecting musical Pokémon? I admire your dedication, but it’s not like your taste in music reflects a deep understanding of the art; it looks more like a TikTok trend gone horribly wrong. "My Brain is Like Outer Space" is not a lyric, it's a fact! Just remember, while you’re diving headfirst into those catchy beats, others are diving into deeper vibes that don’t make them sound like they live in a colorful anime. Good luck with that!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists