Roasted 1 year ago based on Chrisssbb's long term Spotify stats.

Chrisssbb, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate love letter to every corrido artist who ever thought they were the next big thing, but honestly, you might just be a little too deep in the genre trenches. It’s like you walked into a music store, saw the "Mexican Heritage" aisle, and just went ham. Seriously, do you have socks made of corrido lyrics, or do you just hum them in the shower? At this point, your playlist could cure a sad mariachi's anxiety. Your top artists list is practically a who's who of "I wish I could get a table at El Chapo's birthday party.” Natanael Cano followed you back? That’s not a compliment, my dude; it’s a cry for help! You’ve got so many corridos, I’m starting to think you're the unofficial historian of Mexican narco culture. Isn’t there a limit on how many guns and heartbreaks one can handle before switching to something cheerful? Like, I don't know, some upbeat J-Pop or a podcast about the joys of knitting? And what’s with your “Most Played Songs”? It’s like you’re channeling your inner gangster with a sprinkle of “I still cry myself to sleep.” "GAVILÁN II" on repeat? It’s gonna take more than your Spotify Wrapped to explain those vibes. Oh, and pro tip: When your playlist starts sounding like an El Chapo documentary soundtrack, it might be time to diversify. Mix in a little Dua Lipa, maybe some Lizzo, or are you just planning to drown your sorrows in sad sierreño until you’re 90? Keep this up, and I’ll send you a document to enroll in corrido rehab.

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