Roasted 2 years ago based on Sheikh Jabooti's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Sheikh Jabooti, the only person who can turn a Spotify playlist into a modern-day “choose your own adventure” book. Your favorite genres read like the confused musings of someone trying to skate by without an identity. Pop? Sure, because everyone loves the taste of bubblegum nostalgia. Modern Rock? Well, that’s great unless we’re talking about your Spotify profile, where “modern” is looking a lot like ’08. And don’t even get me started on *Permanent Wave*—what does that even mean? Are we blasting Coldplay while surfing waves of existential dread? Your artist lineup is the musical equivalent of a Reddit thread where someone asks, “What’s the best music?” and the answers are grumbling from every corner of the earth. Gorillaz next to J. Cole? That’s like pairing a vegan smoothie with a double cheeseburger, my dude. You’re making me question whether I’m visiting your Spotify or just perusing the unfortunate leftovers from a party gone wrong. Coldplay sits cozily amidst your choices like a wise old grandparent, trying in vain to bring some culture, while AJR sneaks in the discourse on how dad jokes took form. And your most played songs? Oh, sweet lawd! If “Daddy Issues” by The Neighbourhood doesn’t sum up your profile more than whatever half-hearted effort you’ve poured into curating these tracks, I don’t know what will. It’s a collection of moody teenage mall-goth anthems matched with some sad outcast overtones. “All of Me”? More like “All of Me, but Please Don’t Share This!” Your entire profile screams, “Hey, it’s me! Here to cry in the corner at parties and explain why my Spotify wrapped looks like a live journal entry from the 8th grade.” Let’s just say you’re one awkward shuffle away from a mini-meltdown-in-public moment. Keep the headphones, Sheikh; you’ll need them!

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