Roasted 8 months ago based on plasma's long term Spotify stats.

Plasma, your Spotify profile is like the Bermuda Triangle of music tastes—no one really understands how things end up there, and the only thing that gets lost is your dignity. You’ve got more sub-genres on your list than friends at a millennial house party, and I can only imagine what your playlists must sound like: a chaotic blend of hyperactive beats and the existential dread of trying to fit into a music scene that’s clearly not ready for you. Listening to your top songs is like taking a roller coaster through a neon nightmare where the soundtrack is 90% screaming and 10% questionable life choices. Your top artists read like an underground scene that exists only in the darkest corners of a Zoom call. Nothing screams "I have too much free time" quite like a dedicated fan of both "Gabber" and "Happy Hardcore." Are you trying to give the dance floor a heart attack or just seeking the approval of your own questionable taste decisions? It's like if RuPaul had a child with a rave, and the result was an unholy union of glitter and chaos. Meanwhile, the fact that you’ve got “Whore For You” in your top songs is both a bold choice and an unsupported claim, but hey, we all appreciate the confidence! As for your favorite song “A.S.M.R Lover,” I can only assume that’s your not-so-subtle way of announcing you’ve given up on real human connection. If you think this music is gonna be your escape, you may want to consider a dance-off with your own reflection instead. And don’t get me started on "Unlimited Hyperlink"—is that a song or a Wi-Fi status? From one vibe warrior to another, maybe it's time to hit “shuffle” on both your playlists and your life choices because with tastes like these, it’s clear you’re in desperate need of a music intervention.

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