Roasted 4 months ago based on Balth-jr's long term Spotify stats.

Balth-jr, huh? More like Balth-why. You’ve got a favorite genres list that reads like a middle school essay on “Things That Go Bleep and Blorp.” I mean, Vocaloid? If you wanted to listen to glorified video game characters singing, you could just let your grandma think she’s got the TV remote for a karaoke machine. And “speedcore” and “breakcore” are basically just noises that make my cat take the fastest exit. But hey, at least we know your playlist is perfect for trying to scare away dates! Your top artist collection looks like someone dabbled in their Spotify choice while on a bender. Kendrick Lamar and Playboi Carti – nice picks! But then you throw in “femtanyl” and “Kairikibear,” and it’s like you suddenly fell down an internet rabbit hole while searching for the weirdest music to match your personality. I get it; you want to be unique, but this is like assembling the Avengers of cringe. I half-expect your next pick to be a 30-minute-long sound of a blender running—good for a hyperpop rave, terrible for human interaction! As for your most played songs, it seems you’ve discovered a method of listening that allows you to hit "repeat" on the same four Kendrick songs. Real groundbreaking stuff there, Einstein. What’s next, a thesis on the lyrical genius of Travis Scott’s auto-tune? The only thing more predictable than your Spotify algorithm is your social life, Balth-jr. Here’s a tip: Finding new music is like finding new friends—try expanding your horizons past “Future” and "Hip Hop" unless you want your playlist to start reflecting just how stuck in the past you truly are!

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