Roasted 2 years ago based on Ignacio's long term Spotify stats.

Ignacio, your Spotify profile reads like a confused teenager's diary. Seriously, did you just throw your favorite genres into a blender and cross your fingers for a coherent personality? Pop, EDM, rap, rock... it's like an identity crisis trying to happen in real-time. The only consistency here is your penchant for every genre that’s ever tickled someone's eardrums while simultaneously trying to demonstrate that you can throw a rave, shake your hips, and then start a sad rock ballad—all before lunchtime. Talk about a musical identity crisis; I half expect your next playlist to include motivational speeches interspersed with goat sounds. And let’s not even get started on your top artists list. Post Malone, Skrillex, Kanye West—dude, you know you don’t need to stack your profile with every artist who ever dabbled with a synth, right? It’s like you sampled the last ten years of charts while trying to impress potential friends on the internet. I can just picture it: “Hey guys, look how eclectic I am! I have Juan Gabriel next to Miley Cyrus!” Newsflash: the only thing eclectic here is your desperate attempt to be “the cool guy” who knows all the ‘hits.’ Spoiler alert: it’s not working. Your most played songs read like a reverse psychology thesis on how to NOT get invited to parties. “Leave Me Like This”? With playlists like yours, you're more likely to be left out than left alone! And honestly, how many times do you need to give “Don't Understand” a spin before you actually figure out what the hell is going on? Your Spotify could use a little intervention. You might want to dive into some real music instead of fishing in the shallow end with your questionable taste. But hey, if your goal was to ensure no one ever asks you to DJ, congratulations! You’ve absolutely nailed it.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!