Roasted 1 year ago based on arianna's long term Spotify stats.

Arianna, it's like your Spotify profile is a musical diary for those who enjoy crying in acoustic coffee shops while pretending they understand art. Seriously, your taste in artists reads like a recommendation list for 'Sad Boi 101'. I half expect to find your bio lamenting about the existential dread of living in a world where no one appreciates the delicate intricacies of Cloud Rap or the genre-bending masterpiece that is Chamber Pop. Ironically, I bet the only thing more complex than your music taste is trying to figure out what on Earth “art rock” even is. Your most played songs are basically a soundtrack for staring out the window on a rainy day. Listening to Elliott Smith's “Everything Means Nothing To Me” while staring into the abyss? Classic Arianna. It’s like you took "sad girl autumn" and turned it into a lifestyle brand. And don’t even get me started on your fixation with Mk.gee—at this point, I’m convinced you’re just a superfan of whatever obscure music could be conveniently found on someone’s Bandcamp left to rot in the depths of SoundCloud. You must be the only person who listens to “Alesis” so much that even Spotify is questioning your life choices. But hey, at least you have quite the eclectic mix of “midwest emo” and “hyperpop,” making sure that nobody really knows if they should bring a skateboard or a therapy dog to your next listening party. You’ve got the 21st-century hipster aesthetic down, complete with an internet personality that screams, "I might own a record player, but I never actually use it." So while you’re busy curating your next Spotify playlist of musical masterpieces that your friends will pretend to enjoy, just remember: the only thing more tragic than the bands you worship is that hairstyle you’re probably sporting. Keep rocking that indie vibe, Arianna!

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