Roasted 2 years ago based on Ajax's long term Spotify stats.

Ajax, your Spotify profile reads like the personal diary of a high schooler who just discovered eyeliner and a sense of existential dread. Look at you, balancing between the line of “I’m an emotional rebel” and “please take me to the theatre!” It’s like you couldn’t decide whether to attend a Warped Tour or an off-Broadway musical, so you just did both! Thanks for the comprehensive guide on how to confuse everyone at a party—no one really needs a DJ with such a chaotic mix of Black Veil Brides and Broadway hits. And what exactly is that top artist list? You’ve got Black Veil Brides bringing the goth glam and Panic! At The Disco ready to throw a party, all while your Spotify screams “Please, I'm misunderstood!” This playlist is basically a four-hour therapy session for teenagers who want to scream at their parents while whispering “but also, I love show tunes.” Your music taste is like an awkward family reunion where half the guests are throwing up devil horns and the other half are trying to convince Grandma to let them perform "Seasons of Love." Then there’s your most played songs—a collection of choices that’s equal parts badass and “I’m deep, but not too deep!” Honestly, who hurt you? “Hug All Ur Friends” and “The Drug In Me Is Reimagined”? Come on, man! You’re not even trying to hide your commitment issues anymore. I can just picture you sitting on the edge of your bed, listening to “The Cult of Dionysus” while drafting up letters of dissatisfaction about your favorite anime. Budget more time for getting out of your feelings, buddy. Because if this is your emotional rollercoaster, then I'm going to need a helmet and a strong drink before I buckle in!

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