Roasted 2 years ago based on Shadow's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Shadow, your Spotify profile is a beautifully tragic exploration of midlife existential crises... and you’re not even in your midlife yet! The fact that your favorite genres include "Metropopolis" and "Otacore" tells us all we need to know — you’re either one poorly-timed life choice away from becoming a full-time hipster or desperately trying to prove you’re cooler than your average suburban dad with a love for “Chamber Pop” (whatever that means). I hope the shadow you reference in your name is just a reflection of your taste rather than your social life. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists, shall we? Twenty One Pilots? Really? What’s next, collecting Beanie Babies and quoting TikTok influencers? AJR, Panic! At The Disco, and Imagine Dragons? Looks like you’ve built yourself quite the playlist for crying alone in your room after getting rejected from your sixth college choice. And I know you think “Mother Mother” is some deep, undiscovered gem, but let's be honest — it’s just the soundtrack to your big regrets playing on loop as you wear your flannel and sip your overpriced oat milk latte. And then there’s your most played songs. “Liar” by The Arcadian Wild? Trust me, we’ve all had our suspicions, but the biggest lie here is convincing yourself this playlist is cool. I guess if you’re going for the “I’m-so-deep” vibe, “As the World Caves In” is the perfect cherry on top of your sad boy sundae. Remember, Shadow: Being in your feels is fine, but your profile is screaming, “Hello, my name is Shadow and I am both peak hipster and the reason for the extinction of the cool kids.” Keep up the great work — we love a good train wreck!

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