Roasted 6 months ago based on saket ammu's long term Spotify stats.

Saket Ammu, I just have to hand it to you—your Spotify profile is a true masterpiece of confusion! Who thought you could marry the soothing tunes of “Hanuman Chalisa” with the wild urgency of Desi Hip Hop? Your music tastes are like a buffet at an Indian wedding—everything looks appealing until you realize some of it might actually kill you! It’s like your brain went shopping at a thrift store and just decided to buy every genre on sale. Do you have a playlist called "Choose Your Own Adventure"? Because that's the only way I can explain this chaotic mix of Tollywood, Tamil Pop, and way too much Devotional music for any sane person. And let’s talk about your top artists. Anirudh, M.M. Keeravaani, and Eminem? Wow, you really went for the “breadth of talent” approach, huh? Maybe it’s a secret competition: “Who can confuse their friends the most?” You’ve got mainstream rappers and regional film composers rubbing shoulders like they’re at a summer festival. But I can't be too harsh—you definitely set the stage for the weirdest karaoke night ever. I mean, who else would confidently stand up and belt out an M.M. Keeravaani ballad followed by a Badshah banger? Your Spotify suggests that you've married confusion and chaos in sonic form. Lastly, let’s chat about your “most played” songs. If the goal was to raise eyebrows, congratulations, mission accomplished! “OMG Daddy - Telugu” next to “Real Gone” by Sheryl Crow is the kind of playlist that would make even the most experienced DJ cry. It’s like your shuffle button had an existential crisis. I can’t imagine how it feels to ride that emotional rollercoaster of joy and confusion. Keep rocking those playlists, Saket; every time someone scrolls through your Spotify, there’s no denying—M. Night Shyamalan would approve of this plot twist!

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