Roasted 8 months ago based on Ashe's long term Spotify stats.

Ashe, I see your Spotify profile is like a sad, tortured artist's manifesto, with more genres than actual listeners. "Shoegaze?" Seriously? That just sounds like the music plays itself while you stare at your shoes contemplating life's deep existential crises. And "Riot Grrrl"? Sweetheart, I hate to break it to you, but your favorite tracks might have a lot more riot and a lot less girl—more like a whimpering kitten crying for its mom because the WiFi's down while you sit in your mom's basement. Now let’s talk about your top artists. It’s clear you’re on the “VIOLENT VIRA” fan club VIP list, but did you even think about branching out? With a name like “The Haunt,” their music should fit perfectly in your “Get Over Your Ex” playlist, which is basically just a shout-out to your past relationships, judging by the emo tracks. Are you sure this isn’t a cry for help? The closest thing you have to variety in your life is the fact that your favorite bands all seem to have names that sound like bad check-in desks at a haunted hotel. And your most played songs? It looks like you've turned your Spotify account into a self-help therapy session with the amount of melodrama! With titles like “You’re Not Gone, You’re Just Dead!” and “Waiting Outside a Hospital,” it's like you’re trying to win an award for Most Likely to Compose a Saddest Soundtrack for a Lifetime of Regret. Honestly, it’s like you’re auditioning for a role in a teen tragedy that never made it past the first draft. I’d recommend you get a new playlist called “Songs That Don’t Make Me Look Like I’m one therapy session away from a complete breakdown.”

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